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JESSE:I look forward to it.
JESSE:I know you wouldn't. It's just strange. Feeling like you need someone.
RACHEL:As do I!
RACHEL:I know it is, but the feeling is mutual, so we can get through the strange together. Besides, don't the odd feelings kind of get overshadowed by how amazing it is to be in love?
JESSE:I suppose so. I trust you, though. With my heart. So I know I have nothing to worry about.
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RACHEL:That sounds perfect, and I will be there as soon as dinner is done.
RACHEL:I never have, either. I've only ever had crushes or strong infatuations, but I've never been in love.
RACHEL:You don't need to be scared, Jesse. This is new to me too, and I would never, ever do anything to hurt you.
JESSE:I look forward to it.
JESSE:I know you wouldn't. It's just strange. Feeling like you need someone.
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RACHEL:That sounds perfect. When would you like me to come by your room?
RACHEL:Why does it scare you?
JESSE:Any time after dinner is fine. I'll be waiting.
JESSE:Because I've never felt this way about anyone. It's all so foreign.
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RACHEL:I would very much like that, as well. And it will most definitely be worth sneaking around, I believe.
RACHEL:You do?
RACHEL:And I love you too, Jesse. Very, very much.
JESSE:Tonight? My pink hair does need some curing hands.
JESSE:I do. A lot. It kind of scares me.
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JESSE:It'll wash out within a few days, so I'll be fine.
JESSE:It does.
RACHEL:Well, that's good, then. And perhaps I could assist you during one of those showers, seeing as I have yet to actually do that like you suggested...
RACHEL:And...Why is that your favorite?
JESSE:I would very much like you to join me in a shower one day... We may have to sneak around a bit, but that's half the fun.
JESSE:Are you really going to make me say it not in Na'vi?
JESSE:I love you.
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JESSE:It was Sam's idea. He was teaching the parrot and decided that as my hair was the same colour, it meant he had to teach me, too.
JESSE:You should look it up.
RACHEL:Aw, that is simply adorable! Although, I am still sorry about the current state of your hair.
RACHEL:Does it mean 'I love you?'
JESSE:It'll wash out within a few days, so I'll be fine.
JESSE:It does.
It’s dreadfully boring around here.
Who wants to make Ashmore a little more interesting with me?
As your partner in crime, I do believe this is my job.

yo, where’s everybody at?!
Nahh, I’m pretty sure it’s you that everyone’s avoiding - you and your obnoxiously pink hair that was tacky long before it was dyed. Because ya know, the last time I checked, Rachel was the only one who actually liked you. FYI, Pink is sooo not your color.
Pink is so my colour. And I can list more than Rachel, so your point is slightly invalid.


